sex is good exercise
It has been known for many years that sex is good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities. Now after original and proprietary research they are proud to present the results.
REMOVING HER CLOTHES:
With her consent....................... 12 Calories
Without her consent.................... 387 Calories
OPENING HER BRA:
With both hands........................ 8 Calories
With one hand.......................... 22 Calories
With your teeth........................ 85 Calories
PUTTING ON A CONDOM:
With an erection...................... . 6 Calories
Without an erection.................... 315 Calories
PRELIMINARIES:
Trying to find the clitoris............ 8 Calories
Trying to find the G-Spot.............. 192 Calories
POSITIONS:
Missionary.................... ......... 112 Calories
69 lying down.......................... 178 Calories
69 standing up......................... 312 Calories
Wheelbarrow................... ......... 386 Calories
Doggy Style......................... ... 400 Calories
Italian chandelier.................... . 972 Calories
ORGASM
Real.......................... ......... 112 Calories
Fake.......................... ........ 315 Calories
POST ORGASM:
Lying in bed hugging................... 18 Calories
Getting up immediately................. 36 Calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately......816 Calories
GETTING A SECOND ERECTION:
If you are:
20-29 years old........................ 36 Calories
30-39 years......................... ... 80 Calories
40-49 years......................... ... 124 Calories
50-59 years......................... ... 972 Calories
60-69 years......................... ... 2916 Calories
70 and over......................... Results are still pending
DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS:
Calmly........................ ......... 32 Calories
In a hurry......................... .... 98 Calories
With her father knocking at the door... 1218 Calories
With your wife knocking at the door.... 3521 Calories
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